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Der er mænd, der ikke kan se forskel på en ung kvinde og en smånymfe. Måske skulle vi overveje, at alle nyfødte pigebørn får deres fødselsår tatoveret lige under bikinilinien.
There are men, who can´t see the distinction between a woman and a little girl. Maybe we should consider, that all new-born girls have their year of birth tattooed just below the bikini-line.
Her skal tatoveringen placeres.
The tattoo should be placed here.
Tour De France ledelsen vil ikke have dopede ryttere i feltet. Så er det da besynderligt, at selvsamme ledelse tilrettelægger løbet sådan, at kun dopede ryttere kan fuldføre det.
The managment of Tour de France will not have doped cyclists in the field. But then it is peculiar, that the same managment organize the race in a way, so that only doped cyclists can complete it.
Basso. Ulrich.
DR TV sender kun få timer om dagen i sommermånederne, og det, de sender er fortrinsvis genbrug. Og for det betaler vi verdens højeste licens. Det er en ommer. Capice!
DR TV transmits only a few hours each day during the summer months, and what is transmitted is mostly reuse. And for that we pay the highest licence fee in the world. I´m not impressed.
DR sommer.
DR in the summertime.
I den socialistiske mønsterstat Kina arbejder børn under så kummerlige forhold, at vi slet ikke kan fatte det.
In the socialist rolemodel state China children are working under so miserable conditions that it is beyond us living in Denmark.
Kinesisk børnearbejder.
Enhver dansker med bare et minimum af selvrespekt bør derfor boycotte kinesiske varer og firmaer, der handler med kineserne.
Heldigvis lever vi i et kapitalistisk samfund med frie fagforeninger. Tro ikke, at det er en selvfølge i al evighed. Slut op om fagbevægelsen.
All danes with just a minimum of self-respect ought to boycott chinese goods and firms, who trade with China.
Fortunately we live in a kapitalistic society with free trade unions. Don´t take that for granted in all eternity. Join the trade unions.
Post Danmark tager 75 kr. i gebyr for at opkræve moms på varer fra 3. lande for Skat. Det er da godt, at den lokale Superbrugsen ikke har taget den fidus til sig, så man skulle betale 75 kr. i gebyr, fordi de skal opkræve moms for Skat.
Danish Post charges a 75 kr. ($16) fee to collect VAT on goods from countries outside EU. Well, I´m glad that the local stores hasn´t imitated that trick.
Gebyrgrib.
Fee vulture.
Jeg synes, vi skal give de unge i København operaen til nyt ungdomshus. Den må da være ideel til de aktiviteter, koncerter, teater, de unge gerne vil dyrke. Og så får operaen sikkert flere brugere som ungdomshus, end den har som opera.
I think that we should give the new Opera House in Copenhagen to the youth, who´s youth centre has been demolished. The Opera House must be ideal for the activities, like concerts and theatre, the youth would like to practise. And the Opera House would surely get moore users as a youth centre than it has now as an opera.
Bjarne Riis, der vandt Tour de France i 1996, har indrømmet, at han dopede sig fra 1993 til 1998. Nu fordømmes han for at have snydt sig til sejren. Jeg synes ikke, hans sejr falmer i lyset af hans dopingmisbrug, for alle andre i Tour-feltet i 1996 var da også dopede. Bjarne Riis konkurrerede og vandt på lige vilkår, så hans sejr var helt "reel".
Bjarne Riis, who won the Tour de France in 1996, has confessed using doping from 1993 to 1998. Now he is condemned for having cheated on his road to victory. I don´t think, his victory is less glorious because of his use of doping, because I think, that the rest of the field in 1996 were doped, too. Bjarne Riis won under equal conditions with the rest, so his victory was 'fair'.
Bjarne Riis.
Når politikerne på Christiansborg vil blæse på de nye rygeregler, kan vi andre jo også bare pulse videre.
The politicians in the danish parliament don´t care a damn about the new regulations on smoking. So why should we?
Sjov tobak.
Funny tobacco. (The text says: Smokers get more sex).
Die dumme Dänen machen es wieder. Tyskerne har nu givet danskerne "lov til" at bygge en bro til Tyskland.
Die dumme Dänen machen es wieder. The germans has now 'allowed' the danes to built a bridge to Germany.
Verdens længste bro, den 32,4 km. lange Sutong Bridge i Kina.
The longest bridge in the world is the Sutong Bridge in China. It is 32,4 km. long.
I stedet for at brokke sig over at skulle betale topskat, synes jeg, at de 40% mest velbjærgede danskere skulle glæde sig over, at de tjener så meget, at de skal betale topskat.
Instead of complaining of having to pay top taxes, I think that the 40% most well of tax payers should be happy, they are earning enough money to have to pay top taxes.
27.250 kr. om måneden skal man mindst tjene, før der skal betales topskat.
27.250 kr. ($5.500) is what you have to make per month before you have to pay top taxes in Denmark.
Islamisterne kan ikke fatte, at de ikke kan diktere, hvad alle andre må sige, skrive og tegne. Måske skulle man starte en produktion af danske flag imprægnerede med tændvæske og eksportere dem til muslimske lande. Der vil sikkert blive rift om dem - også i fremtiden.
Islamics can´t comprehend, that they can´t dictate, what others must say, write or draw. Maybe one ought to start producing danish flags soaked with ligther fluid and export them to muslim countries. I think they would be a hit - even in the future.
Dansk Muhammed tegning. Svensk Muhammed tegning.
Danish Muhammed drawing. Swedish Muhammed drawing.
Mohammed Khalid, MP, Bahrain, brænder Dannebrog.
Mohamed Khalid, MP, Bahrain, burns the danish flag.
Når nu bankerne, efter at have skabt finanskrisen på grund af deres ubændige grådighed, ikke vil låne penge ud mere, så lad være med at låne bankerne penge. Tag dit indestående ud af banken, så de får deres egen medicin at smage. Så ka' de lær' det!
Now that
the banks, who created the financial crisis, refuse to give loans any more,
then stop lending the banks your money. Take out your deposits, and let the
banks taste their own medicine. That'll teach them a lesson.
Gribbene er usædvanligt fede i år.
The vultures are abnormally fat this year.